Monday, 15 September 2008
Chocolate
I took advantage of yesterday's rainy 'stay at home' type day to file a lot of paperwork that had been piling up for months. I feel virtuous now, not to mention that the apartment is back to its minimalist look now that the mountain of paperwork has been dealt with.
I discovered a number of documents in that pile that I thought had been lost as well as some my tax agent had asked me to search for before filing my latest tax return. Oh dear.
I also found buried in the paper tower two birthday gift cards I have yet to convert into presents that I had forgotten about. One is (yet another) Borders gift card. I have a queue of books waiting to be read so that card can wait a while longer. The other is a Lindt Chocolate gift card to the value of $50. The thought of $50 worth of rich chocolate is a bit scary even to a sweet tooth like myself. I better tread carefully there.
Sunday, 14 September 2008
Woman on a garden seat
About five years ago a new resident in our apartment block persuaded the Body Corporate to place a seat in a usually shady area of our front garden. In all the time since, I cannot recall seeing anyone sit on that seat.
Yesterday, out of the blue, summery weather hit Sydney with the temperature passing 30c. Looking out of my lounge window to the sunny aspect five floors below I saw for the first time someone sitting on that garden seat.
I commemorated that moment by taking the above picture of the event.
Saturday, 13 September 2008
Just lie back and think of England.......
I performed my civic duty this morning and voted early, but not often, in the Council elections.
With the Labor Party so on the nose at the State Government level at the moment it will be interesting to see how they fare in this election. My well-to-do Council Ward didn't attract any Labor Party candidates this time so the party won't be representing my area at Council level for the next four years.
Any doubts about the 'silvertail' nature of my area (and in reality after nineteen years in the area, I had none) would have been dispelled on my arrival at the Ballot location by the sight of the slimy (in my view) Professor David Flint dispensing how to vote slips.
I had seen him around my local shops previously and should have been aware he seems to live in the neighbourhood but this is the first time I can recall seeing him accosting voters. Seeing him could have been enough to encourage an informal vote out of me but I desisted and made sure that my vote will count.
Seeing Flint always makes me recall those lyrics Professor Higgins sings in My Fair Lady; "...oozing charm from every pore, he oiled his way around the floor...".
Friday, 12 September 2008
Pop goes your card.....
New soft drink dispensing machines have appeared in elevator lobbies in Westfield Bondi Junction where usually people with groaning shopping trolleys and baby prams congregate waiting for elevators to arrive.
Those lobbies became quite crowded before the arrival of these machines and the situation should only be worse now to judge by how much of what space was available is taken up by these new monsters.
To add insult to injury the machines boast, if that is the correct description, that we now can buy drinks using our credit cards. This is a euphemism for the price of the drinks is now so high that we require a credit card to purchase them.
Thursday, 11 September 2008
What is going on?.....
This man was forced to resign last night after just three days as our state's latest Police Minister for getting drunk in his office, undressing to his underpants and allegedly engaging in a simulated sex act with a female MP old enough to be his mother.
But, what the fuck.....
I've just heard an interview on radio in which two journalists discussed this matter and effectively outed the departed Minister as being gay.
Where did that come from?
Feeling ill
It seems that it wasn't the air conditioning that made me unwell.
I saw the doctor yesterday about my ongoing symptoms and he says I have a sinus infection and some bronchitis. I'm back on an assortment of medication and puffers.
Wednesday, 10 September 2008
Kununurra and the Bungle Bungles
During our holiday we flew down to the Bungle Bungles from Kununurra using the delightfully named Alligator Airways. Our group was transported in two planes which departed one after the other. The other group was in a newer, slightly faster, plane which overtook us on the way south. I took this photo as that plane passed us. Just moments earlier we had waved to each other as the planes drew level. At this point we are flying over Lake Argyle, created from damming the Ord River and providing a body of water eighteen times the size of Sydney Harbour.
Once at the Bungle Bungles, we hiked to Cathedral Gorge with its magnificent rock overhang. We lunched there before undertaking the return hike.
The return flight to Kununurra was largely uneventful until we approached the airport and found it obscured by smoke. We learned later that vandals had set off fires in the adjoining fields and our pilot decided to do a circle of the airport and land from the opposite end where visibility was better. The township of Kununurra is seen in the middle background of my photo on the other side of the Ord River and the airport is in the left foreground.
Once at the Bungle Bungles, we hiked to Cathedral Gorge with its magnificent rock overhang. We lunched there before undertaking the return hike.
The return flight to Kununurra was largely uneventful until we approached the airport and found it obscured by smoke. We learned later that vandals had set off fires in the adjoining fields and our pilot decided to do a circle of the airport and land from the opposite end where visibility was better. The township of Kununurra is seen in the middle background of my photo on the other side of the Ord River and the airport is in the left foreground.
Tuesday, 9 September 2008
Amok in a brothel
A posting by Sunshine in which he mentions not having ever been in a brothel triggered a memory for me. I have been to a brothel - once - back in about 1979.
I was working in Hong Kong at the time and had travelled to Macau for a weekend with four colleagues; all with their wives in tow. I wasn't out to them at the time and at least one of the guys suspected my true sexuality but the others and the wives seemed either blissfully unaware or else didn't care.
To my amazement, my four colleagues, despite the presence of their wives, decided we five men should patronise the hotel's brothel. Even more amazing to me the wives didn't seem to mind their husbands' brothel visit.
I tried to get out of it but they would have none of it and I found myself unwillingly and completely naively in this house of ill repute.
We were were outside a room containing the working ladies and thinking it was what I was supposed to do I nervously stepped into the room to select a lady. The madam quickly dragged me out of the room and informed me that I had to view the ladies through a one way mirror to select 'mine'. I wasn't supposed to be parading around the room in front of them.
I have never found women sexually attractive in the slightest and didn't even find most of these women attractive to me visually. I ended up selecting one by wildly pointing at no one in particular. The others all made their selections and then we were led into separate rooms for our half hour of 'fun'.
I dreaded what was to follow but 'my' lady took the lead and got me to sit naked in a type of steam box which gave me a feeling of sickening claustrophobia. She sat herself down adjacent to this contraption and then leaned over and started to masturbate me. To my relief she wasn't expecting intercourse.
This was the least arousing experience for me and despite her efforts I didn't get an erection. She battled on gamely and after what seemed an interminable period she asked me whether I was married. I gathered she saw this as the explanation for my non-arousal and I happily said 'yes'. I took that as the opportunity to thank her for her services and ended the visit.
I felt I had been in that chamber for so long I was certain I would be the last to return but found that I was the first to end my sexual odyssey. To my secret amusement, when the other four returned they all commented how 'refreshed' and 'relieved' I looked and how 'obviously' I needed the shag I'd just received. What a bunch of morons.
I was working in Hong Kong at the time and had travelled to Macau for a weekend with four colleagues; all with their wives in tow. I wasn't out to them at the time and at least one of the guys suspected my true sexuality but the others and the wives seemed either blissfully unaware or else didn't care.
To my amazement, my four colleagues, despite the presence of their wives, decided we five men should patronise the hotel's brothel. Even more amazing to me the wives didn't seem to mind their husbands' brothel visit.
I tried to get out of it but they would have none of it and I found myself unwillingly and completely naively in this house of ill repute.
We were were outside a room containing the working ladies and thinking it was what I was supposed to do I nervously stepped into the room to select a lady. The madam quickly dragged me out of the room and informed me that I had to view the ladies through a one way mirror to select 'mine'. I wasn't supposed to be parading around the room in front of them.
I have never found women sexually attractive in the slightest and didn't even find most of these women attractive to me visually. I ended up selecting one by wildly pointing at no one in particular. The others all made their selections and then we were led into separate rooms for our half hour of 'fun'.
I dreaded what was to follow but 'my' lady took the lead and got me to sit naked in a type of steam box which gave me a feeling of sickening claustrophobia. She sat herself down adjacent to this contraption and then leaned over and started to masturbate me. To my relief she wasn't expecting intercourse.
This was the least arousing experience for me and despite her efforts I didn't get an erection. She battled on gamely and after what seemed an interminable period she asked me whether I was married. I gathered she saw this as the explanation for my non-arousal and I happily said 'yes'. I took that as the opportunity to thank her for her services and ended the visit.
I felt I had been in that chamber for so long I was certain I would be the last to return but found that I was the first to end my sexual odyssey. To my secret amusement, when the other four returned they all commented how 'refreshed' and 'relieved' I looked and how 'obviously' I needed the shag I'd just received. What a bunch of morons.
Monday, 8 September 2008
In Bruges
Brendan Gleeson and Colin Farrell are hitmen hiding out in Bruges following a contract gone awry in London. Gleeson finds the medieval Belgian town fascinating whilst Farrell is bored. All Farrell wants is to return to the bright lights and in the meantime he chases an attractive young local woman.
Gangster Ralph Fiennes has hired Gleeson and Farrell and has his own plans for the pair.
This film is violent in parts and littered with coarse language but it is surprisingly endearing nonetheless. A lot of this is due to the witty screenplay which had me laughing throughout and to the performances which are uniformly strong. Farrell is at his charismatic best, Fiennes is superb and the supporting players all contribute strongly.
A morality tale about friendship, honour and justice amongst thieves.
Sunday, 7 September 2008
I'm no deep throat...
...at the moment.
I have developed a sore throat and cough since my return from holidays.
I checked with Ae and Hn and neither is displaying similar symptoms so I didn't pick this up on the return flight home.
Thinking back I probably developed the soreness and cough from setting the air conditioning controls too high on the last night in Darwin.
I have developed a sore throat and cough since my return from holidays.
I checked with Ae and Hn and neither is displaying similar symptoms so I didn't pick this up on the return flight home.
Thinking back I probably developed the soreness and cough from setting the air conditioning controls too high on the last night in Darwin.
Saturday, 6 September 2008
Sunsets
One thing about being in Western Australia is that you get to see the sun set into the ocean, something we east coasters don't experience. The sunset in Broome, just as we were completing a camel ride, was spectacular. Many people had driven their four wheel drive vehicles onto the beach and set themselves up with deck chairs and a drink, or two, to view the spectacle.
Back to earth
Being back in Sydney has certainly been a contrast to the past two weeks of travel.
A fortnight of sunny, dry days with 32c-34c temperatures has been replaced by 14c-16c and continual rain.
Two weeks ago today we flew into Broome, Western Australia. Whilst we were there we met up with Ye, a colleague from StV who is temporarily resident in Broome as chaperone for her young grandson who is filming a children's television series.
Ye took us on a drive around some of the scenic spots. The blue of the ocean and the red of the earth were stunning under the clear skies. The following photo taken at the point where a lighthouse is located is typical of the colour scape.
Being a keen cinemagoer, I was interested in the 'world's oldest picture gardens', an outdoor cinema which has operated since 1916.
Unfortunately, we were there in the heat of the day when the 'picture gardens' were not open for public touring. As you can see from the billboards, they do screen the latest releases.
(Click to enlarge photos)
A fortnight of sunny, dry days with 32c-34c temperatures has been replaced by 14c-16c and continual rain.
Two weeks ago today we flew into Broome, Western Australia. Whilst we were there we met up with Ye, a colleague from StV who is temporarily resident in Broome as chaperone for her young grandson who is filming a children's television series.
Ye took us on a drive around some of the scenic spots. The blue of the ocean and the red of the earth were stunning under the clear skies. The following photo taken at the point where a lighthouse is located is typical of the colour scape.
Being a keen cinemagoer, I was interested in the 'world's oldest picture gardens', an outdoor cinema which has operated since 1916.
Unfortunately, we were there in the heat of the day when the 'picture gardens' were not open for public touring. As you can see from the billboards, they do screen the latest releases.
(Click to enlarge photos)
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