Full moon rising

As seen from my dining room. The moon looks small and distant in my amateurish photograph but to the naked eye it looked close, large and brilliant.

The key to cyberspace

Ae and I have been friends for over forty years. She is just three weeks older than I. So our life experiences have been similar.

Ae was a primary school teacher for most of her working life. I was always under the impression she was very good at her job and highly regarded. The latter was confirmed by the glowing testimonials provided by her Principal and colleague teachers at her retirement function where I was one of the only non teachers in attendance.

Ae often relayed stories about her classes and her teaching methods. In later years the lessons included guiding her pupils through developing technology; computers and the like. Of course her pupils were pre-teens and so the level of guidance may not have been advanced but I imagined that Ae had a better than rudimentary awareness of operating a computer.

Since her retirement, however, I have realised that Ae's capacity to operate a computer, or more specifically to sort out problems, is in reality less than rudimentary. To an astonishing degree, in fact. I've lost count of the number of times I have been called to solve her computer 'problems' from Je has deleted all my photographs (she hadn't), to my computer is frozen (it wasn't), to my address book has disappeared (it hadn't) or my computer won't connect to the internet (it did). When Ae called late one night recently asking how one sends a reply to an email I really wondered whether she was losing it.

Problem after problem resolved in a matter of minutes, or less, simply through my own, quite basic, knowledge of computer operations. This weekend the latest problem was that she was not receiving any incoming emails that she knew from the sender's telephone calls had been sent. Ae had asked several neighbours to fix the problem but none had succeeded.

I called in this morning to check her account. I could see there had been no incoming emails for a few weeks. I made a few routine checks but could not see where the problem lay. Then it occurred to me the loss of incoming emails seems to have coincided with the installation of a new wireless modem. The new modem had been installed as a 'freebie' by a telephone technician who had called on another matter altogether, a faulty telephone line. It occurred to me, the loss of emails might be connected with how that modem had been installed.

I called the Internet Service Provider and was put through to the call centre in the Philippines (where else). The operator seemed more interested in discussing my time zone and weather but eventually he discovered that Ae's email address had been incorrectly recorded in the Properties section of her account. It looked like the problem had been solved but in fact it wasn't and unfortunately Ae has to wait whilst her fault is 'escalated' to another Technician.

Whilst I was on the phone to the operator Ae kept raising other issues for me to address one of which was that she had 'lost' Microsoft Word. When I investigated I saw that Microsoft Office had not been activated on the laptop which Ae had purchased earlier this year. I asked Ae did she remember whether she had purchased the laptop with Microsoft downloaded and if so had she had entered the product key. A silly question, I knew, given that Ae had no idea what I was referring to.

Luckily Ae is diligent in keeping all documentation relating to her purchases and whilst she may not always be able to readily locate where she has filed them she did eventually produce the purchase documentation for her laptop and (of course) the product key card to activate Microsoft Office. Not having the faintest idea what the card meant, Ae had simply filed it away unactioned; many months ago. Another 'problem' solved in minutes.

Arbitrage

A billionaire CEO of a finance corporation (Richard Gere) is trying to finalise a merger arrangement. The negotiations are not running smoothly and his personal life is in turmoil.

For most of its 107 minutes running time 'Arbitrage' is a passable, at times above average, thriller/drama. There are twists and turns, some predictable, others less so and a good cast brings interesting characters to life. It is a pity therefore that having built itself to an eagerly anticipated climax the film's punches are pulled in the final moments.

Sound film, pity about the ending.

★★★

It's food 'dude'....

On the radio just now, an interview with a young sounding Australian chef describing the food served in his newish bistro....'it's modern Mexican and American 'dood' food...'.

Of course.

Madama Butterfly

(Opera Australia)

Our original tickets for 'Madama Butterfly' clashed with our next scheduled play at Belvoir Street Theatre. The scheduled conclusion of the Opera and the scheduled commencement of the play are 25 minutes apart. Now there may be a person and a time of day where a dash from the Opera House to Belvoir Street could be completed in that time but I'm not that person and a Saturday afternoon is not that time.

It was the Opera that got rescheduled. Arriving at the Opera Theatre last Thursday evening and squeezing past a dozen or so seated patrons I was impressed to find the reassigned seat was perfect; dead centre of the row and with good, close sight lines. My self congratulation on having been upgraded so grandly was rudely disturbed minutes later when a very formally dressed couple - it transpires the reassigned performance was Opening Night with Governor Bashir and her retinue in official attendance - appeared at my side informing me I was occupying their seat. (I hasten to add, this was not the Governor's seats.)

A quick check of my ticket and I sheepishly made my way back past the same patrons to the correct seat. At least I had been in the correct row but my entry had been thoughtless. Distracted for unremembered reasons I had just headed for the seat with same number as the entry door number for my row. I don't know why, it was just one of those things.

Sitting amongst scattered Black Tie gents wearing jeans and white trainers I must have looked for all the world like a fish out of water; or more ominously a potential terrorist. Merciful relief followed shortly with the dimming of the lights and the Opera was underway.

Giacomo Puccini's Madama Butterfly is one Opera's best loved works. The American naval Lieutenant Pinkerton takes the fifteen years old Cio Cio San (Butterfly) as his token bride for the duration of his ship's visit to Nagasaki. Just a little bit of local colour and fun for Pinkerton but for Butterfly it is love so serious and unwavering that she would adopt her groom's religion in place of her traditional beliefs.

Once Pinkerton's visit is over and despite evidence to the contrary, Butterfly is convinced that he will, one day, return to her and to their marriage.

This production benefits from having Hiromi Omura perform as Butterfly and not just because she is Japanese. Omura gave a powerful and dramatic performance which was rapturously received on the night. She was excellent. Despite my familiarity with the plot which could have had me viewing events passively I teared up at the Opera's dramatic conclusion. That was entirely the effect of Omura's performance, I believe.

James Egglestone was attractively caddish as Pinkerton and Dominica Matthews stood out as Butterfly's servant Suzuki.

Madama Butterfly can be a bit of an old war house. I have seen the same staging of it several times over a long period and I was a little worried beforehand that I would be bored to see it yet one more time but I really enjoyed this performance.

 ★★★★

'Hospital removes eel from man's bum'

There is simply nothing I can add other than the link to this article from The New Zealand Herald.

Australia Day

(Sydney Theatre Company)

A play by Jonathan Biggins which draws on his experience as an Australia Day Ambassador, a program where public identities participate in activities, including Citizenship Ceremonies, that mark the commemoration of British settlement of the eastern coast of what now is Australia on 26 January 1788. For want of agreement of any other date it has assumed the role of our national day.

Biggins turns his keen eye and wit to the committees and individuals, scattered across this wide and sunburnt land, who do the legwork for community celebrations and for good measure throws in the cut and thrust of local politics.

'Australia Day' is a frothy piece of recognisable Australian humour. Stereotypes and stereotypical situations abound and the publicity promises there is something to (lightly) offend everyone. Still, most people would leave the play smiling and unoffended at its conclusion.

We did.

★★★

Doggies maul Bunnies

I finally got to a football match tonight, the second last of the season. It was the National Rugby League second Preliminary Final at Sydney's Olympic Stadium. The resurgent Canterbury Bulldogs conquered sentimental favourites (but underdog) South Sydney Rabbitohs (part owned by Russell Crowe) 32-8. Crowe had flown in from New York to see the match.

The players enter the field before 70,354 people

The half time stretch

On the football train afterwards all hands to mobiles

'Winners can smile and losers can please themselves'

Moonrise Kingdom

Two pre-teens run away from home which sets off a search in the New England countryside involving scout troupes and a host of eccentric characters.

Moonrise Kingdom is one of those cult style whimsical films beloved by aficionados which are a mystery to those who don't 'get it'. I didn't 'get it'.

The film has an interesting look but otherwise I struggled to stay awake.

★★ for the look and for the effort.

Killer Joe

Chris (Emile Hirsch) is a drug pusher who owes money to a loan shark. He decides the way out of his money problems is to have Joe (Matthew McConnaughey), a policeman and part time professional assassin, murder his mother for her estate. Needless to say events do not proceed as planned.

Killer Joe contains considerable violence, nudity, crude sexual references and characters with few redeeming features. Despite this there is a certain compelling element to the movie if you can stomach these aspects and the touches of black humour that pop up. Otherwise steer clear.

★★★

Bridge

Last night, 52.10%, 4/10, strong finish.

Red

Cat on a cold concrete balcony

No, not a Tennessee Williams creation. It moved just as I snapped the photo. It had been sitting snug on the balcony ledge, nine stories up, in the shadow of my adjoining apartment, on a cool Sunday morning, possibly waiting for the warmth of the rising sun to reach it.

In the background, the yuppy, uppy suburb of Paddington. The tall structure in the distant left is the Paddington Town Hall clock tower covered in scaffolding whilst undergoing refurbishment. The chimney in the distant right belonged to the former Royal Hospital for Women, reinvented some years ago as a complex of upmarket townhouses and apartments.

Coat hanger

Returning from the seaside suburb of Manly in the late afternoon sun the ferry turns into Circular Quay in the shadow of the 'coat hanger' (Harbour Bridge).

City action

On the bus headed for home yesterday we were delayed at Hyde Park North by protestors against that infamous video insulting Islam. Looking through graffiti streaked windows of the bus these parked police vehicles were the first indicators of the action.

I Want To Sleep With Tom Stoppard

(Tamarama Rock Surfers)

This new play is by Toby Schmitz. A young aspiring actor brings his older actress girlfriend home for dinner with his parents. The father, a dentist, has a low opinion of acting as a profession and wastes no time at the dinner table expressing that opinion to the feisty girlfriend who can give as good as she gets.

I Want To Sleep With Tom Stoppard is a witty comedy with an edge. Caroline Brazier as the actress and Andrew McFarlane as the father are standouts and they receive strong support from Wendy Strehlow and Tom Stokes.

A nicely staged production from Tamarama Rock Surfers at the small independent Bondi Pavilion Theatre. I predict this play will be taken up by one of the major professional companies.

★★★★

Bridge

Last night, 42.30%, 10/14, we thought we had done better.

Your Sister's Sister

Emily Blunt, concerned for her best friend Mark Duplass who continues to grieve over his brother's death sends him off for a break at her country cottage where he unexpectedly encounters her sister Rosemary DeWitt who herself is experiencing grief over a lost relationship.

That's the beginning of a quirky connection between the three. 'Your Sister's Sister' is a low key comedy/drama about the usual stuff of life; what we fail to tell each other and our yearnings for intimacy.

★★★

He laid me

The carpet layer at work tucking my carpet to conceal the cables for my newly installed pay television service service.

Bernie

A funeral director in Texas who is beloved by the community ingratiates himself with the most unpopular widow in town. Despite her unpopularity, and no matter what he does, Bernie retains the confidence of the town folk.

The film is taken from a true story and is fascinating in the way the actual town folk who appear in it blend in with those who are professional actors to the extent that one group is indistinguishable from the other.

Much of the film contains people speaking directly to the audience. Whilst this technique can easily become boring it works on this occasion because the individuals are such an eccentric and interesting set of people.

Jack Black is terrific as the funeral director. A very funny film.

★★★★