Monday, 23 February 2009

Weight in fright

An open message to my new digital scales.

You were purchased for the principal purpose of reducing my weight, yet instead of reducing those kilos you have started to increase them.

Enough already. The joke is not that funny.

My dear (and by that I mean expensive) scales, if you don't show a decrease in kilos soon I may have no option but to take matters into my own hands.

(You don't suppose the entire packet of jelly babies I ate last night has anything to do with this, do you?)

1 comment:

  1. Similar problem with our scales. Must be faulty electronics within.