This week several Australian tennis players were 'bundled out' of tennis tournaments.
That sentence is a curiosity and periodically words to those effect generate a bemused discussion in this country. I am traversing old ground by entering the conversation, but here goes.
'Bundled out'. A strange expression which is used over and over by sports commentators but only, it seems, under certain conditions.
First, we only ever seem to hear it used in relation to tennis. No one ever said that
Ian Thorpe was 'bundled out' of a swimming event nor that
Jason Day was 'bundled out' of a golf tournament.
Second, it seems you can only be 'bundled out' in the early rounds, say rounds 1 to 3, of a tennis tournament. No one ever said
Lleyton Hewitt was 'bundled out' of the semi finals nor that
Pat Rafter was 'bundled out' of the final. No, if you are going to be 'bundled out' it must be early in the tournament.
Third, to be 'bundled out' you generally have to be Australian. Neither
Roger Federer nor
Novak Djokovic, nor any other non-Australian ever seems to be 'bundled out'. They just lose or at worst are knocked out. As though they were boxers?
Fourth, you must always be 'bundled
out'. Surely if you can be 'bundled
out' then you should be able to be 'bundled
in'. Yet no one ever said that
Thanasi Kokkinakis or
Nick Kyrgios were 'bundled into' the second round at Wimbledon.
So, if you can't be 'bundled
in' then why do we say someone was 'bundled
out'. Why not just say they were 'bundled'? The media could report that I was 'bundled' from the first round at Wimbledon. (I'm sure that I would be!)
It is all a bundle of 'tosh' really so I'll put an end to it with a photograph of non-Australian
Rafael Nadal sadly 'bundled out' in the first round of the 2016 Australian Open.
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| (Source: AP) |