Interlopers in Australia's best city.
There have been sightings of Highriser and his accomplice R in Sydney.
Worry not citizens, I am monitoring their movements. Yesterday they infiltrated Centennial Parklands and even found their way onto an ivory tower in the Eastern Suburbs where they posed momentary threat to Her Majesties Mary and Victoria.
Once discovered they were quickly placed under guard in a safe house in a shady area of the city.
They should be eradicated by Tuesday at the latest.
We do a favour for a friend by arranging to meet her here in Sydney rather than own more civilized and stylish city, she changes her mind and we are stuck here trying to make the best of a bad job.
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