Here's the proof.
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| The news personally delivered to me by the Prize Award Administrator |
How exciting is that? And guess what I am about to win? Guaranteed!
The Prize Award Administrator (PAA) is fully prepared to arrange an instant bank transfer! To any bank or financial institution of my choice in or near Edgecliff. How convenient is that! However one of the greatest pleasures the PAA has is welcoming their newest winner - that's me! - to Sydney for a 5 star winners weekend! Most of the past winners were delighted with this extra privilege! (What's wrong with those who were not delighted?)
I'll be picked up by private car at my home and whisked away to the nearest airport if necessary. Just as well my nearest airport is Sydney Airport! How lucky is that because the PAA will greet me at Sydney Airport and 'we'd enjoy another leisurely ride' to a top hotel to get settled in! If that ride is leisurely then I must be arriving out of peak hours.
The next day I will be presented with my prize cheque at a gala winners' reception by the Managing Director! Um, wait a second. Hold on. Hang on. Hasn't the PAA already made an instant bank transfer?
Never mind, I'm also offered a personal, chauffeured sightseeing tour of Sydney! I'll be lavished with attention, eat at the finest restaurants of my choice or enjoy a room service feast! Who wouldn't choose a room service feast over the finest restaurants! You'd have to be crazy!
So, to summarise, I'll be picked up by private car at my home in Edgecliff and driven to the nearest airport and then flown to Sydney - just as well that Edgecliff already is in Sydney, makes it so much easier - and then on to the top hotel to enjoy ceremony day.
I'm so excited!
Victor, I am a bit short of cash this month. In light of your sudden good fortune perhaps you may be able to assist me with a short term loan.? I would repay promptly and as I consider you a friend, I am sure you won't be wanting interest for such a short time. Also, if this money causes you social security problems, I would be there to help, of course.
ReplyDeleteAndrew, I'm going to put in a word for you with my new friend, the PAA. I'm sure it will work because he has promised to lavish me with attention.
DeleteHmm, your kindness knows no abounds.
DeleteVictor, congratulations, you are a luckly man now. I hope so.
ReplyDeleteThanks Gosia, I hope you realise that I haven't won anything and if I did respond to the letter I would be targeted with a marketing campaign in this case by the Readers Digest magazine.
DeleteI know it's a trick the same is here. Just rubbish
ReplyDeleteExactly so Gosia.
DeleteA bit of 'Nebraska' going on here.
ReplyDeleteIndeed Allan, but I'm not doing the walking.
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