Those people look so plastic! Whiter teeth! Perfect hair (that doesn't move when you do)! Sculpted bodies! Ecstatically happy and upbeat! Perfectly tailored clothes!
And of course the presenters holding papers that they never refer to because it identifies them clearly as the presenters (because you would otherwise not realize that). ;)
Given your recent spending habits, are these to be your purchases today?
ReplyDeleteThose people look so plastic! Whiter teeth! Perfect hair (that doesn't move when you do)! Sculpted bodies! Ecstatically happy and upbeat! Perfectly tailored clothes!
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I must lie down now.
Oh, I forgot the mention the strategically placed token man of color.
ReplyDeleteAnd of course the presenters holding papers that they never refer to because it identifies them clearly as the presenters (because you would otherwise not realize that). ;)
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't think so Andrew.
ReplyDeleteYes wcs, an exemplary study of morning television I guess.
Hmmm... I think I'll stick to my bonds.
ReplyDeleteAd Rad, somehow I suspect those undies would not look the same on me.
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