'How does he do it?'

A representative Melbourne male

This anonymous representative Melbourne male marvelled 'how does he do it?' before adding the apparently stunning news that 'a local Melbourne guy is dating one of the most beautiful girls in the world' as though such a situation was as remote a thought as a three years old tot developing the theory of relativity. So who is 'he'? Typical Melbourne guy Andrew? Not likely.

No, this was Sydney's Channel 10 news this evening breathlessly reporting a luncheon date between 'he' who once controlled the most famous mystery balls in cricket and the 'girl' whose dress once lost control of the most famous pair of boobs of their day.

Yes folks, Shane Warne and Liz Hurley have come along as the latest 'breaking news' to entertain the masses.