I live on the fifth floor of a twelve stories apartment block whose external windows are cleaned every quarter by a company which employs fit young men who abseil the building to perform the task.
I'm rarely at home when they do the cleaning but one of my fantasies has been that I just happen to be in bed masturbating when one of the young men pops down to do my bedroom window. Of course, the fantasy is rounded off by him popping in to give me a hand...so to speak. Needless to say that fantasy, like so many others of mine, has never remotely come close to happening.
As it happens I was at home on Wednesday afternoon when one of the cleaners made his way down the wing adjoining my side of the building. Here he is cleaning a side window to my neighbour's apartment.
A friend of mine does this for a living - sorry Victor, he's str8 and lives in Melbourne ;p. He sees the weirdest things going on in people's apartments.
ReplyDeleteI was strategically positioned,timing perfect, sitting on the couch and eating a lunchtime sandwhich looking as innocent as the day is long as the window cleaner dropped to our level. His eyes met mine and straight away I knew I had been caught out. He knew that I had positioned myself to watch him.
ReplyDeleteEvol - I don't mind the occasional straight dalliance (and would come to Melbourne for it).
ReplyDeleteAndrew - You sound scarily like me!
So Victor, did you rush to the bedroom, disrobe and start masturbating before he reached your window? I need to know how the story ends!
ReplyDeleteKezza - what makes you think I was robed when I photographed him? :-)
ReplyDelete"Of course, the fantasy is rounded off by him popping in to give me a hand"
ReplyDeleteAs I watched the guy doing windows in Little Lonsadle, he dropped down to the lower window and almost put his foot through it Keep a broom and shovel handy to clear up the shattered glass if your's does pop in. LOL
I would like the Evol one to post about what his friend sees when cleaning windows. ;)
ReplyDeleteWallaby - thanks for the tip, although I would still expect him to give me hand before I do any shovelling.
ReplyDeleteFireHorse - I agree, Evol should provide specific details.