Do you take much notice of the toilet paper you purchase?
I have always purchased toilet paper on the basis of its texture and generally have preferred paper with some colour and patterns on it rather than the plain patternless style. In all my years of purchasing toilet paper I have never really looked properly at the patterns. That is, until today.
Today, as I was sitting doing my business, I inspected the pattern of the toilet paper closely for the first time. And this is what I saw;
The paper didn't photograph too well but the pattern on it is sails and it also contains the words Sail Away. I had never noticed words on the paper previously.
Why would the designers choose this pattern and these words? Is this paper intended for sailors or yachting types? Am I supposed to feel that I am sailing as I wipe my arse?
I wonder what other sporting activities I have been wiping myself with all these years?