'If it ain't one thing it's another'*

(*If It Ain't One Thing It's Another by Randy Travis)

It was the cistern that wouldn't work and took three visits to repair. And the window openers that jammed and had to be replaced. And what about the shower screen that caved in and had to be fixed. And the string that operates the curtains that snapped.

Sometimes I wish I lived in a serviced hotel.