Saturday, 14 January 2012

wtf?.....

I've just been reading about this man who is a competing to be the Republican Party's candidate for the US Presidential election later this year.

Rick Santorum


I had heard of him but otherwise knew nothing about the man until reading some of his views this afternoon. Frankly I'm shocked that someone with views he has expressed could seriously be considered for public office but then again speech is free, especially in the USA.

Included in what I read is a pronouncement in an interview from 2003 when Mr Santorum, then a Senator from Pennsylvania, was commenting on a case before the Supreme Court that argued that anti-sodomy laws were unconstitutional on the ground that adults have the right to privacy. I could understand if Mr Santorum simply stated that he did not approve of sodomy but what he is quoted as saying was

"If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home then you have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes it does."
That interview inspired a suggestion that if Mr Santorum wants to invite himself into the bedrooms of gays and lesbians that (we) should include him by naming a gay sex act after him. The winner of the resultant contest can easily be found simply by Googling 'Santorum'. Delicacy prevents me from publishing the winning response directly but if you really want to see the named activity then the link is here. You were warned.

Friday, 13 January 2012

The Iron Lady


Movie trailers are a skilled industry all of their own designed to you entice you into the cinema. So slick and well made are trailers nowadays that they often outshine the film they advertise. Too often movie trailers contain the best bits so that the film itself is a disappointment. Sometimes the trailer, which makes the film seem so enticing, turns out to focus on one aspect making it quite misleading of the film as a whole.

I think that the latter applies to trailers I have seen for 'The Iron Lady', the new drama about Britain's former Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher. Those trailers show Thatcher (Meryl Streep) in full flight which at least suggests that the film's focus is Thatcher's political career. There is certainly nothing in the trailers to indicate that perhaps half the film, maybe more, is set in Thatcher's retirement with dementia set in.

James provides strong argument that the dementia scenes provide direct references and triggers to Thatcher's political hay days and his argument is persuasive yet I thought it telling that he also found the film a 'little boring'. I reckon that is because of the amount of time spent on the dementia years. Half an hour or so into the film and with there yet to be much specific focus on her pre-retirement days, I was impatient for the film to get a wriggle on.

The film's best sequences, in my view, were those relating to the Falkland Islands war. The film's focus was entirely on the events at the time with some terrific news footage of the day thrown in to great effect. It was the most vibrant section of the film. I wish there had been more scenes of that nature.

Nevertheless, I think this is a fine film, beautifully acted and Streep is quite magnificent.

Thursday, 12 January 2012

By the Quay

A rare day of activity in the city for me today commencing with what I hope is the final bit of banking related to my late mother's estate and then an appointment with the solicitor to update my will. Then I called in to both Apple's and Telstra's city stores to resolve a problem I had accessing email on my new iPad. The solution proved embarrassingly simple.

It was such a beautiful day I wandered through the city taking in the sight of office workers packing indoor and outdoor eateries for lunch and recalling that for close to forty years I used to be one of their number. I ended up at Circular Quay and decided I would take in an afternoon movie there.

I had an hour to spare until the movie commenced so I took a stroll along the forecourts of the Opera House. I never tire of the sights there. Like the rest of the city, the venue was heaving with lunch and tourist activity.

Starting with the lower concourse I passed through the Opera Bar.

The outdoor dining and bar section of the Opera Bar
From the other end of the lower course and at the base of the Opera House looking to the south to the Central Business District.

Sun drenched leisure by the Opera House
The view from the Opera House back towards the city always delights me whether at daytime or night when the building lights are spectacular. The cruise ship on the right is the Rhapsody of the Seas berthed for the day at the Overseas Terminal. It's cruise season with two or three vessels in port every day.

Circular Quay and the CBD

Tuesday, 10 January 2012

By the bay

We had lunch today at the Watsons Bay Hotel hosting three cousins of Lo and Ma visiting from Italy. Although Lo and Ma are even older than we are the three cousins were all aged in their late teens but they politely put up with we six old farts. The WBH serves seafood...naturally...and is often mistakenly thought to be part of the Doyles restaurants conglomerate with it's various outlets either side of the hotel.

Despite the heavy seafood emphasis the three cousins between them ordered a steak and two fishburgers. Wow, I thought Italians would be gourmands. We old farts stuck to the straight seafood; salmon, barramundi and 'famous' fish and chips. The 'famous' fish looked more than just battered, it looked ill. Apparently it tasted OK. I was happy with my grilled barramundi.

We had a lovely view from our terrace out on the bay with the towers of the Central Business District of Sydney in the distance. The weather was glorious with a temperature of about 28c. Rivercats brought full loads of passengers to the bay from the CBD at regular intervals and were equally loaded for the return journey.

I took the following photo around 2.30pm as we were leaving the hotel following lunch. You can see people queued and boarding a Rivercat berthed at the far side of the jetty. The ferry trip to the CBD takes less than 20 minutes. We did not use the Rivercat today having travelled by cars instead.

The city in the distance and queues for the Rivercat on the jetty

Monday, 9 January 2012

Put a Jaffa in it, will ya!

I've been going to the movies for close to sixty years. A lot has changed about the movie-going experience in that time.

As a child, most of the sessions we attended were double features.


Two full length movies one either side of an intermission. The first feature would usually be of inferior quality (B-grade) with slightly below top draw stars.

If the session wasn't a double feature then the pre intermission offerings might include newsreels often containing news that was weeks old. There seemed to be two main news providers.

Movietone News
Movietone News seemed mostly screened by the Hoyts network of cinemas and often came in an Australian edition that featured Kookaburras emitting their call in the titles.

Pathe News
Pathe News seemed the preserve of the Metro network of cinemas and was a more refined presentation than it's Movietone counterparts seemingly reflecting it's European, as distinct from North American, source.

The pre intermission presentations often included a cartoon.


Tom and Jerry was very popular.

A comedy or two would be thrown in for good measure.


The Three Stooges would provide zany, ostensibly violent comic behaviour or there might be


Laurel and Hardy with their comically sad escapades.

By far the most boring featurettes were mini travelogues set almost invariably in the seaside villages of US states like Maine or New England which without exception included scenes of fishing trawlers with birds overhead to indicate a catch.


My parents and I laughingly called these featurettes, which one had to endure before seeing the real feature, 'fish stories' even though they generally had little, if anything, to do with fish.

As a child my neighbourhood movie house was the magnificent Metro Kings Cross. It was a beautiful art deco two level cinema, originally a live theatre venue called the Minerva, with plush red covered seats and a special glass fronted room where people with hearing difficulties could sit to view the movies. I believe the architectural style of the building is referred to as 'streamline moderne'.

The cinema had a reincarnation as a live theatre venue when Hair was first staged in Australia in 1970. The Metro has not operated as cinema or theatre for years. It still stands in Kings Cross but I think it is used as recording studio nowadays.

The Metro today is a heritage listed building
The behaviour of patrons today is very different from my childhood. When I was young it was thought a great joke to roll Jaffas down the auditorium and giggle at their sound. Of course this would result in an usher shining their torch at you and threatening your eviction from the cinema. Great fun also was had shouting insults to friends sitting elsewhere in the auditorium.

Jaffas

Mostly though, the patrons would sit in the dark in awed silence watching the miracle of the moving picture with it's accompanying sound to the very end when the curtains closed imperiously. That would trigger an immediate rush for the doors to beat the playing of the National Anthem, otherwise you had to stand there paying respects to the distant monarch whose visage we only ever saw in those newsreels, newspapers or wall photographs.

Nowadays there are no double features, no fish stories, no zany short feature comedies or weeks old news items. Just a seemingly endless stream of advertisements and trailers before the one and only feature begins.

Oh and there is no more sitting with respectful silence to the end either. At yesterday's screening of Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows there was so much movement of people in and out of the auditorium during the feature that I started to keep count of how many times certain people in the packed cinema made the trek to and from their seats. At least five people went more than four times each. My companion Cs noted the same phenomenon commenting as we left after the movie that he assumed some of them must be drug dealers!

Sunday, 8 January 2012

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows


It's Sherlock Holmes versus the villainous Professor Moriarty in 'Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows'. The bad Professor is doing something nasty in Europe in 1891 stirring up political turmoil whilst attempting to draw his nemesis Holmes into his trap.

This is a typical Guy Ritchie film. Elegance mixes with grubbiness, stop frame and slow motion scenes abound with a thumping musical score in the background. The pithy bon mots are delivered by Robert Downey Jr (Holmes, complete with bruises and abrasions) and Jude Law (a limping Dr Watson).

It's all a little drawn out and I wasn't always sure what was happening yet the film remains quite entertaining.


Saturday, 7 January 2012

Performing railyards

I did a reconnaissance of Carriageworks today. Our first play in Belvoir Street Theatre's 2012 season will be staged there later in the month. Carriageworks is the former Eveleigh Workshops which for about 100 years from the 1880s built and maintained locomotives and train carriages.

For many years before retirement I traveled to and from work by train passing the workshops daily and whilst I knew of it's location as viewed from a carriage I did not know precisely how to get there from 'land side', so to speak.

We were to have attended a performance from the Sydney Theatre Company's 2009 season at Carriageworks but the Company changed the venue shortly ahead of opening night. At the time we imagined that the STC's largely older and more conservative audience - compared with that of Belvoir St Theatre - forced the change.

I rather like that many features from the old workshops have been incorporated in the renovated facility.

Main entrance
Old rail tracks still in place
The external walls of the workshops remain largely in place. Trains continue to run on the adjacent tracks and a new industrial site has been constructed on the other side of the tracks. All these features can be seen in the next photograph.

Sydney train passes in front of Channel 7's new HQ, far left
The roomy and sun filled foyer
The various performance areas carry Bay and Track numbers as their names. My guess is the names reflect the bay and track numbers that formerly were located in the same positions.

Two of the Bays
Talent in abundance

Friday, 6 January 2012

Bygone lanes

I think that Melbourne has made better use of it's system of back lanes than has Sydney. Many of Sydney's back lanes from it's early days have disappeared in an orgy of thoughtless modernisation so the following sight caught my eye. This is Wilson Lane in Darlington - an almost inner city suburb - near Redfern.

Wilson Lane with it's line up of multi coloured recycle and garbage bins

Wednesday, 4 January 2012

Tower Heist


The staff of a swank apartment tower decide to take action against the millionaire resident of the penthouse when he appears to have swindled them out of their pension funds.

Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy swap rapid fire wise cracks in the far fetched plot driving 'Tower Heist'. I found Murphy in particular difficult to understand at times as he set new records for the most number of words spoken in the shortest possible time but what I did understand was often quite funny. It's been a long time since I saw a film where the audience's laughter drowned out patches of dialogue but that is what happened at times in this movie.

The basic premise of the swindle is contemporary realism and I thought hey ho, this is going to be interesting. The actions of the staff though become increasingly improbable reducing the movie to farce. Nevertheless in it's own way 'Tower Heist' is a fun ride.

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Pelicans at Woody Point

On Boxing Day Mt drove me down to Woody Point on Bramble Bay in Brisbane so that I could photograph pelicans and some of the local landscape for her. Mt's 60th birthday present, at her request, is a commissioned painting of pelicans and the artist she commissioned to create the work asked for photos to be provided. It's an image that will provide memories of Mt's childhood at the Brisbane seaside suburb of Redcliffe.

Staff at the local information centre feed the pelicans at 10 o'clock each morning so Mt asked me to accompany her with camera in hand to capture images to assist the artist.

The Information Centre located at the aptly named Pelican Park
I switched my camera to the 'sport' setting which captures photographs at machine gun like pace. A small group of pelicans landed near the information centre right on cue and although the feeding was over in a matter of minutes I managed to gather around 500 photos. Here are just a couple.

Feeding gets underway
Pausing for breath
'Next course, please!'

Afterwards, Mt rewarded my exertions with a couple of drinks at the nearby Belvedere Hotel.

Belvedere Hotel

Sunday, 1 January 2012

Till choice do us part

'Celebrities' Katy Perry and Russell Brand are to divorce

The latest example in the growing portfolio of evidence of the natural superiority of heterosexual marriage over same sex unions.

During his marriage Mr Brand informed an interviewer....
"I can’t believe I used to have sex 20 times a week, especially now I’m married. But now I’m a bloody good gardener," Russ joked.
Sounds gay to me.

Sandgate Queenslanders

As promised, photos of some of the 'Queenslanders' we passed by on our walk along the promenade at Sandgate. Darkness descended as we enjoyed our after dinner stroll.

Next door to Ja and Cs' house-sit
The 'twin' on the right was advertised for sale

This one looked 'oriental' to me
Modesty amongst the glamour
Size without adornment
Seasonal decorations
Santa on the balcony
We stopped here to purchase ice creams

Saturday, 31 December 2011

Countdown to 2012

Family fireworks over Sydney Harbour at 9pm.

Sandgate

On Boxing Day we spent the late afternoon and evening at Sandgate where Ja and Cs are house sitting for friends. The house is an old 'Queenslander' and we enjoyed an impromptu dinner of fish, chips and salad on the front lawn looking over the view of the bay. The tide was well out as you can see by clicking on the photos.

Looking east
Looking south-east
Looking north-east
As sunset approached dozens of walkers and joggers and dog walkers took advantage of the cooling breeze  as they traversed the waterfront promenade.

On the promenade
We joined them for a leisurely stroll of our own as darkness set in. I'll post photos I took of some of the neighbouring 'Queenslanders' separately.

Thursday, 29 December 2011

Husbands


Husbands is a web based mini 'mini-series'. The first series of eleven episodes (to date) lasts less than thirty five minutes in total. I think it is funny and clever and like all good comedy it contains within it's over the top surface a core of serious references.

The link takes you to all eleven episodes.

Following the crowd....

My new iPad

Yes, like so many others this Christmas I am now the owner of an iPad. Another novelty du jour to quickly tire of...or not.